1/ Beauty pageant contestants crash on desert island.
2/ Tough girls.
3/ Girly men.
4/ Most innovative use of feminine hygiene products.
5/ Why a woman really CAN'T be president.
6/ Most effective use of Power Point slides ever.
7/ Best use of footnotes.
8/ Why you shouldn't name your daughter any variation on "Caitlin" or "Ashley".
9/ Why you shouldn't enter a pageant to make a political statement ... or maybe you should?
10/ Libba Bray narrates the audio version!