Ten Reasons to Read Libba Bray's "Beauty Queens"

So here's my top ten reasons to read Beauty Queens by Libba Bray ...

1/ Beauty pageant contestants crash on desert island.

2/ Tough girls.

3/ Girly men.

4/ Most innovative use of feminine hygiene products.

5/ Why a woman really CAN'T be president.

6/ Most effective use of Power Point slides ever.

7/ Best use of footnotes.

8/ Why you shouldn't name your daughter any variation on "Caitlin" or "Ashley".

9/ Why you shouldn't enter a pageant to make a political statement ... or maybe you should?

10/ Libba Bray narrates the audio version!

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